It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’
I like to think she tries to make them laugh.
Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING
Also Harry’s face.
this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
“Well it’s not Lucifer”
— The entire supernatural fandom (via kevinsnowlo)
I don’t know if the fandom was happy to see that it wasn’t Lucifer (because that would have shat all over his characterization)
Or fucking upset because if ‘Ezekiel’ didn’t trick Sam AT LEAST LUCIFER COULD SMITE THE SHIT OUT OF METATRON
*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains,and using pens
oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
today at school my little brother had an asthma attack and it was so bad that he was throwing up and some little shit came up to him while he was on the ground and said ‘this wouldn’t be happening to you if you weren’t so fat’ and LAUGHED AT HIM so my brother stood up and punched him in the fucking face while he was still having an asthma attack holy shit i have never been so proud
Just some tips I’ve collected from the serial killers of tumblr
just reblogging with my original tags because people liked them:
#murder tips #thats an odd tag #just posting a series of murder tips #nothing big #people reblog this #this is gold #COME ON REBLOG #what can i tag this with so more people will see it #murder #killing #blood #i guess #um #stabby stab #shooty shoot #CATCH A MARLIN #okay thats all i got
My mother actually told me you can dig a hole in the ground and put the body in with chopped up limes it will dissolve every thing but the teeth.
I can just imagine:
"Hey mom, do you know any good murder tips?"
"Hmm, well I know a pretty good one about limes"
I just told my dad that I was reading ways to get away with murder and he says
"Good, your mum is being a bitch lately"
Please dont let my dad on tumblr oh my god
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Are you Team Peeta or Team Gale?
Yeah, but Catching Fire (the book) wasn’t about any of this, and it disappointed me. It was all about Katniss forgetting that she’s the most badass motherfucker in Panem so she could fret about which boy liked her the most. After the phenomenal Hunger Games, I expected so much more from its sequel, and I was sadly smacked about the face with the reality that I’m apparently not in its target demo.
Still, I’m so happy that a generation is seeing and reading it as a call to arms. That’s amazing.
respectfully mr. wheton you missed the damn point of catching fire. Catching fire was so great because it was about the politics, it was about the media, and it was about the wider view of panem. In the books we see the entire story through Katniss’s view, in Hunger Games that means seeing her world get turned upside down and that means seeing her resolve to fight. In a way the shock of learning about the real world after the games are over is even more of a world shaking experience for her. She sees the people of all the districts, she really begins to understand that the capitol owns her for life. And sorry if she doesn’t act like “she’s the most badass motherfucker in Panem” she is dealing with PTSD after that whole being sent to organized child killing for sport. Don’t anyone tell you Katniss isn’t any less strong in Catching Fire. I’d be more worried if she just acted like a badass and wasn’t effected by being in the games at all…now that would be scary. So rant over because it’s early in the morning, but yeah, anyone who thinks catching fire is just about boys missed the whole fucking point.
plus even if she did “fret about which boy she liked most”, there’s nothing wrong with that.
^ not according to tumblr. every female character in a YA should never fret over a guy. so wrong and so weak of a character to do so omg
hobbit next week
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fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how