so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
my dash did a thing
haha derek running his fingers through his hair and covering his ears in the background as if he’s trying to block out the voices that are telling him to ruin the rest of the argent family because that’s not him, he’s not that monster
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
THIS SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
SHERLOCK COULD BREAK MYCROFT
AND SO WHAT DOES HE DO WHEN MYCROFT DECIDES TO BELITTLE HIM?
HE GOES AND ALMOST FUCKING BREAKS HIS ARM
SHERLOCK HAS AN INSANE AMOUNT OF SELF-CONTROL WHEN HE’S NOT HIGH AND WE ALL MISS IT BECAUSE WE DON’T GET TO SEE THESE MOMENTS
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
this hadn’t crossed my mind and it makes it sO MUCH WORSE
…lydia isn’t stupid, though, so hopefully she’ll pick up on the fact that hey Stiles is still kind of homicidal and feeding on chaos and emotions this shit fucking blows
…why did I start watching this damn show and then fall in love with the cast
is anyone actually classifying those future scenes from next week as Stydia because holy fuck no
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
I was that clever when I was fourteen but I didn’t have anybody offering me auditions for television shows so I didn’t have the opportunity I’m afraid
hoechLIN’S ACTING GOD HELP ME
people are raving about dylan’s acting but hoechlin’s
derek is possessed but he’s still scared and confused and upset
you know what really sets my teeth on edge when thinking about the controversy over birth control?
the fact that critics (
egotistical men) truly believe that giving women access to free contraception, whether it’s in the forms of pills, implants, patches, et cetera, will encourage them to engage in more “risky sexual behavior” (x)
and I for one fail to see how that’s a problem
why is this even a block in the path to free contraception? are men so afraid of women who have a lot of sexual experience?
[WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop*
[PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga