THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT
BUT THEN THE LYRICS STARTED
OH MY GOD
Thor: “fist me captain america”
Tony: “thor i told u, it’s fist pump”
MAKE THIS FAMOUS
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.
Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.
let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for
I was looking at the bad Yelp reviews this place has to see if anybody else had issues with the guy there tattooing them too deep under the skin, and instead I found this gem. All for a fucking finger mustache tattoo, too! Like that joke will ever get old….
This is precisely the kind of shit we have to deal with on a daily basis. She’s just painted them as responsible tattooists.
wow so worth it I can’t imagine a mustache tattoo on your finger ever not being relevant
First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.
On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.
You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.
So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.
THIS POST IS EVERYTHING
amazing spider-man (2014) #2
good to have you back peter
I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books