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lifeoftroye:

tyleroakley:

radondoran:

THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT

BUT THEN THE LYRICS STARTED

OH MY GOD

ambienne:

This is seriously just a very good joke.

ambienne:

This is seriously just a very good joke.

aliciahaider:

msfruitkiller:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

    #never not the best set pic ever taken 

Thor: “fist me captain america”
Tony: “thor i told u, it’s fist pump”

MAKE THIS FAMOUS

aliciahaider:

msfruitkiller:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#never not the best set pic ever taken

Thor: “fist me captain america”

Tony: “thor i told u, it’s fist pump

MAKE THIS FAMOUS

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

(Source: thetangential)

eliaes:

I HAVE NEVER SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY LIFE

eliaes:

I HAVE NEVER SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY LIFE

brooklynboobala:

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.

caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

(Source: theadventuresofcreepium)

tattoopoo:

sorryyouruinedyourself:


I was looking at the bad Yelp reviews this place has to see if anybody else had issues with the guy there tattooing them too deep under the skin, and instead I found this gem. All for a fucking finger mustache tattoo, too! Like that joke will ever get old….

This is precisely the kind of shit we have to deal with on a daily basis. She’s just painted them as responsible tattooists.

wow so worth it I can’t imagine a mustache tattoo on your finger ever not being relevant

tattoopoo:

sorryyouruinedyourself:

I was looking at the bad Yelp reviews this place has to see if anybody else had issues with the guy there tattooing them too deep under the skin, and instead I found this gem. All for a fucking finger mustache tattoo, too! Like that joke will ever get old….

This is precisely the kind of shit we have to deal with on a daily basis. She’s just painted them as responsible tattooists.

wow so worth it I can’t imagine a mustache tattoo on your finger ever not being relevant

w4t3vr:

sexclaimes:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.
.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.
So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

THIS POST IS EVERYTHING

w4t3vr:

sexclaimes:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.

.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.

So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

THIS POST IS EVERYTHING

Black person on Tumblr: "Im finna go apply to this job"
Random user: "Well maybe if you knew how to speak properly you'd already have a job"
Black person: Language is merely a medium in which we communicate in and as such must be fluid in order to remain effective. I use such grammar because it is the easiest for anyone who happens upon my blog to digest and conveys my message in a manner where it cannot be misconstrued. Also, speaking formally in an informal forum gives off an air of superiority and needlessly complicates my message. A key part in oral language is reaching an understanding with your audience so as to keep them engaged and distraction free; imagine if I were to give a speech to 1st graders the way a doctor would speak to a med student, the audience would be bewildered by all the terms and would focus on their lack of understanding the words vs what's being said. In conclusion, this my blog and imma blog how I want
Random User: *deletes post, deletes blog, deletes SSN, cancels cards, starts new identity

totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

(Source: )

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses)

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